We Are DUKS!

History of the Duks

The earliest Duks were among the first beings to interact with early humans, such as Homo habilis and Homo neanderthalensis. Over time, the original Duks vanished, only to reappear mysteriously much later. The modern era of Duks is estimated to have begun on September 8th, 2018. While the ancient Duks are now fossilized and preserved, today’s Duks likely evolved over millions of years, representing a continuation of their ancient lineage.

Jeff

"It's been a while, isn't it?"

Money

"I love redwood trees"

Fatty

Carlos "Fatty" Lopez

My name is Carlos Lopez, though almost everyone calls me "Fatty." I’m not just any Duk—I’m currently the richest Duk in my country, and my life is as extravagant as it sounds. I live in a sprawling mansion at 80192 Quackington Boulevard, surrounded by the finest luxuries money can buy. My collection of 124 cars is unmatched anywhere on Earth, ranging from vintage classics to the fastest hypercars, each one meticulously maintained and displayed in my personal automotive museum. Some say my cars could fill an entire city block, and I wouldn’t be surprised.

I didn’t get here by accident. From a young age, I showed an uncanny ability to spot opportunities others overlooked. Whether it was investing in rare artifacts, trading high-stakes collectibles, or managing booming businesses, I quickly learned to turn even the smallest advantage into a fortune. Money, for me, isn’t just wealth—it’s power, freedom, and creativity all rolled into one.

But wealth alone doesn’t define me. I am a collector at heart. Cars aren’t just machines to me—they are history, art, and engineering marvels. Each one tells a story, and I take pride in preserving them, sometimes even restoring forgotten models to their original glory. My garage is more than storage; it’s a museum, a sanctuary, and a playground all in one.

I also enjoy living life on my own terms. Exotic vacations, rare auctions, and high-profile social events fill my calendar. Yet, despite all my riches, I remain fiercely competitive. Other Duks may try to rival me, but I always stay one step ahead, whether through clever investments, bold business moves, or sheer audacity.

Some call me arrogant, others call me visionary—but I simply see myself as a Duk who refuses to settle for mediocrity. And in a world where ordinary is forgotten, I intend to be remembered forever.